At first I thought I was having a heart attack. I was having chest pains, heartburn, dizziness and everything.
They ran tests... blood work, an x-ray, and an EKG.

Not a heart attack, but most likely an ulcer. Possibly bleeding.
No treatment tonight, other than a drink that was a mix of Maalox and some numbing agent for my heartburn. I need to get checked by my regular physician and schedule more tests.
I don't know what would cause me to have an ulcer, but if that's what it is, the treatment would consist of medicine, a change to a blander diet (ick) and much less stress. Apparently I'm under a lot of stress, although I don't feel it like that.
It's good that it's not a heart attack.
What do I have an ulcer from? Life, I guess.
Once I got home, I watched this video and it cheered me up, even though it's supposed to be sad. It's pretty amazing:
The Sad Song
It's pretty, and the video is incredible. The video was created entirely using 15 second jpg movies from a Nikon still camera! What a novel idea. It reminds me of the Circlevision movies at Disneyland.